One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013
DON’T TOUCH ME
BUT THE BEST PART IS WHEN THEY FIRST AIRED THE FINALE THEY PLAYED THE VERY FIRST EPISODE IMMEDIATELY AFTER
This story keeps on getting better and better
my whole family went out and i didnt want to go so i stayed home and it’s literally been two hours and my dad just texted me “where are you”
I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.
wearing these during sex
"August 1st, 2014."
Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?
kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes