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Hey, I'm Jill and I'm pretty sure I have an obsession with obsessions. StarKid, The Office, Sherlock, Supernatural, HIMYM and John Green are basically my life.<3 hope to talk to you soon!
10 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 |32,022 notes

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

10 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 |256,340 notes

youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

luminoxxie:

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

GROSS SOBBING

DON’T TOUCH ME

BUT THE BEST PART IS WHEN THEY FIRST AIRED THE FINALE THEY PLAYED THE VERY FIRST EPISODE IMMEDIATELY AFTER

10 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 |246,836 notes
bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

22 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |171,178 notes
22 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |1,501 notes
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
22 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |321,161 notes

homoish:

my whole family went out and i didnt want to go so i stayed home and it’s literally been two hours and my dad just texted me “where are you”

22 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |14,257 notes

a-void-reality:

I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.

22 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |453,297 notes
tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |119,256 notes
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |242,775 notes
23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |305,957 notes

thatsprettyillegalevenforus:

"August 1st, 2014."

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |26,642 notes

lunablivion:

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |17,338 notes

meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |68,523 notes

avengersclubx:

Seeing Double?

23 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |42,997 notes